1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 

    女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能聽(tīng)到時(shí)才哭。 

    2.Women especially love a bargain. 

    女人特別喜歡便宜貨。 

    3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they''re actually in control. 

    女人喜歡購(gòu)物,她們覺(jué)得那是她們?cè)谶@個(gè)世界上能控制的惟一領(lǐng)域。 

    4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty. 

    女人總是問(wèn)一些沒(méi)有正確答案的問(wèn)題,她們想使你有犯罪感。 

    5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 

    女人喜歡交談。沉默使她們不安,她們需要用交談打破沉默,即使她們沒(méi)什么可說(shuō)的。 

    6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. 

    女人需要感覺(jué)到別人不如她們。 

    7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved. 

    女人討厭蟲(chóng)子。當(dāng)看到一只蜘蛛或黃蜂時(shí),即使意志力很強(qiáng)的女人也需要一個(gè)男人在身旁。 

    8.Women can’t keep secrets. 

    女人不能保守秘密。 

    9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 

    女人經(jīng)常結(jié)伴去公共衛(wèi)生間,這是她們閑談的好機(jī)會(huì)。 

    10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter whats he’s doing. 

    女人不會(huì)拒絕接聽(tīng)任何來(lái)電。電話鈴一響,不論正在做什么,她都會(huì)去接電話。 

    11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch. 

    女人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)明白男人為什么喜歡玩具。男人認(rèn)為,如果女人有開(kāi)關(guān),他們就不再需要玩具了。 

    12.Women think all beer is the same. 

    女人覺(jué)得所有品牌的啤酒都是一個(gè)味兒。 

    13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. 

    After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. 

    通常,女人的浴室里總放著3種不同的洗發(fā)香波。她們沐浴后,浴室就散發(fā)著熱帶雨林的味道。 
    
    14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 

    女人不能領(lǐng)略體育節(jié)目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現(xiàn)實(shí)的東西中尋找?jiàn)蕵?lè),女人則從那些能提醒她們現(xiàn)實(shí)有多糟糕的東西中尋找?jiàn)蕵?lè)。 

    15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. 

    如果一個(gè)男人要出門(mén)7天,他會(huì)帶夠5天穿的衣服,并且會(huì)將一些衣物穿兩次。如果一個(gè)女人要出門(mén)7天,她會(huì)帶夠21天穿的衣服,因?yàn)樗�不知道自己每天喜歡穿什么。 

    16.Women brush their hair before bed. 

    女人在睡覺(jué)前梳頭。 

    17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling. 

    女人的薪水比男人低,只有一個(gè)行業(yè)例外———模特。 

    18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility. 

    女人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)犯錯(cuò)。道歉是男人的責(zé)任。 

    19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves. 

    女人對(duì)汽車一無(wú)所知,即使她們自己開(kāi)車。 

    20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. 

    女人的衛(wèi)生間很講究,那里有精致的椅子和紅地毯。 

    21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats. 

    女人喜歡貓。男人說(shuō)他們喜歡貓,但當(dāng)女人看不見(jiàn)的時(shí)候,他們就會(huì)踢貓。 

    22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 

    女人喜歡煲電話粥。一個(gè)女人去看她的女朋友,她們一起生活了兩個(gè)星期,她剛剛回家便會(huì)給這個(gè)女朋友打電話,她們會(huì)聊上3個(gè)小時(shí)。 

    23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. 

    女人做什么事之前都會(huì)化妝———購(gòu)物、給植物澆水、倒垃圾、接電話、讀書(shū)、收郵 件……?? 

    24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃 

    在這個(gè)問(wèn)題上女人不想得到誠(chéng)實(shí)的答案———“我看上去怎么樣？” 

    25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. 

    “哦,沒(méi)什么。”這句話在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。 

    26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit. 

    所有女人都會(huì)說(shuō)自己超重,但千萬(wàn)別對(duì)此表示贊同。 

    27.Only women understand the need for〃guest towels〃and the〃goodchina〃. 

    只有女人知道為什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 

    28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers. 

    女人要求享有與男人同樣的權(quán)利,但你幾乎聽(tīng)不到她們吵嚷著要求承擔(dān)和男人同樣的責(zé)任。 

    29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. 

    面對(duì)超速行駛的罰單,噘嘴可以使女人免于處罰,卻會(huì)使男人被拘留。 

    30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. 

    女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,盡管她們聲稱幽默感很重要。 

    31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women. 

    女人在出門(mén)前將花費(fèi)數(shù)小時(shí)化妝,然后她們出門(mén),花更多時(shí)間注視其他女人。男人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)察覺(jué)女人注視著其他男人,而女人總能察覺(jué)男人注視著其他女人。 

    32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. 

    最讓女人尷尬的,就是在一個(gè)正式的聚會(huì)上發(fā)現(xiàn)另一個(gè)女人穿著和自己同樣的衣服。