手機(jī)版
生活中最美好的事情往往都是免費(fèi)的，其中之一就是和你的愛(ài)人相擁而睡。但是兩個(gè)人緊挨著入睡，要睡得安穩(wěn)可不容易。因?yàn)槭直劢?jīng)常會(huì)被對(duì)方壓住，所以相擁而睡總得輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)。情況樂(lè)觀(guān)就只是限制手臂活動(dòng)，最糟糕的情況是阻礙了手臂血液流通，以至于手臂失去知覺(jué)。當(dāng)恢復(fù)知覺(jué)的時(shí)候，你會(huì)覺(jué)得還不如不恢復(fù)，因?yàn)槟銜?huì)突然感受到如密密麻麻的針刺般的痛，我們將給男人們想出辦法，讓你們睡個(gè)好覺(jué)。
Step 1: The Classic Spoon
第一招：經(jīng)典勺式睡姿
Falling asleep in the 'spoons' position is likely to result in a trapped arm for 'Mr. Spoon'- （i.e., the one doing the cuddling）, as he will have less space to position the lower arm comfortably. It is his arm that will go dead, while his partner drifts off into a beautifully secure and comfortable reverie. The only merit of this position is that 'Ms. Spoon' is likely to fall asleep quickly, giving you the chance to take evasive action.
以經(jīng)典勺子姿勢(shì)入睡，男勺子的手臂是很容易被女勺子壓住的。當(dāng)發(fā)現(xiàn)手臂已經(jīng)發(fā)麻，他的愛(ài)人早已進(jìn)入甜美的夢(mèng)想，這個(gè)姿勢(shì)的好處是，勺子小姐會(huì)很快睡著。你就可以趁機(jī)小無(wú)聊小猥瑣一下。
To remove your arm without waking her, hold her close and gently roll her away from you, moving with her rather than pushing her away. Once she is re-positioned comfortably, roll yourself back to your original position and you should find you have the freedom to remove your arm easily.
怎樣不弄醒她卻把你的手臂挪出來(lái)，抱緊她，溫柔地將她轉(zhuǎn)個(gè)身，跟她一起轉(zhuǎn)而不是硬推。等她換了姿勢(shì)安穩(wěn)地睡著之后，你可以自由地活動(dòng)你的手臂然后回到你原來(lái)的姿勢(shì)睡覺(jué)了。
Step 2: The Shoulder Roll
第二招：肩膀扭曲式
If the Classic Spoon isn't working, turn your body towards your partner and rest your upper arm round your partner's waist and your lower arm behind you. Your arm position means you are leaning on your partner for support.
如果經(jīng)典勺式不管用，將身體轉(zhuǎn)向你的愛(ài)人，將你上方的手臂輕輕環(huán)抱住她的腰，貼著床的手臂放在身后，這樣就可以靠她的身體來(lái)支撐自己。
One potential issue is that if you are much larger than her, you might crush her, but at least you'll sleep well.
潛在的問(wèn)題是，如果你體型比她大了好幾號(hào)，她會(huì)被你壓扁的，不過(guò)至少你睡的很香。
Step 3: The Superman
第三招：超人式
If the Shoulder Roll isn't comfortable, try a technique that takes a little forethought and planning. You need to position the pillows lower down the bed than usual. Now assume The Classic Spoon position, but move the problematic lower arm above you, under the pillow and out the other side so it is stretched over your head. You are now in the Superman flying position.
如果肩膀扭曲式不舒服，試試這種方式，不過(guò)要提前做一些小小的準(zhǔn)備。你需要將枕頭放下來(lái)一些�；舅吮３纸�(jīng)典勺式，只不過(guò)把那個(gè)煩人的手臂往上伸，從枕頭下方伸到頭頂上方。這樣，你就采用了超人式睡姿。
This has advantages- if you can't sleep you can pretend to be Superman. Or if this doesn't appeal, you can use the outstretched arm for texting, playing computer games or reading French poetry… all while she is sleeping.
這種睡姿還有很多好處，譬如說(shuō)你如果睡不著可以假裝超人，如果這個(gè)不好玩，你還可以用那只手發(fā)個(gè)手機(jī)短信，玩玩電子游戲或者讀幾頁(yè)法國(guó)詩(shī)，而你的愛(ài)人睡的正香。
Step 4: The star gazer
第四招：四腳朝天睡
Legend tells of a really comfortable fleshy bit to the side of a man's chest. How fleshy and how comfortable depends on the size of the man.
傳說(shuō)男人胸前有一小塊柔軟的區(qū)域，當(dāng)然能有多柔軟多舒適，這樣看男人的塊頭。
So take advantage of this by forgetting the spoons positions above, and lie on your back. Now encourage her to find your fleshy bit with her head, and use it as a pillow. Intimacy? Check! Comfort? Check! This position could be a winner.
所以，忘掉勺子式試試這個(gè)吧。先仰面躺下，然后讓你的愛(ài)人用臉尋找你胸前那塊柔軟的區(qū)域然后當(dāng)枕頭。親密？舒服？這個(gè)姿勢(shì)可是最棒的。
Please note that to increase the size of your fleshy bit, you may need to eat a lot of junk food and cut down on exercise. All for her sake, what a perfect boyfriend you are.
不過(guò)請(qǐng)銘記，為了保持你那塊肉感區(qū)域的柔軟，你需要多吃些垃圾食品少做些運(yùn)動(dòng)。這全部是為了她著想，這么好的男朋友哪里去找。
Step 5: The pragmatic approach
第五招：一勞永逸式
If all else fails, initiate a massive argument before you go to sleep, so your partner won't want to be anywhere near you. Have some flowers and croissants ready to make up in the morning, and prepare for 8 hours of dreamless, pain-free shut-eye… on the sofa.
如果以上所有方式都失敗了，那就在睡覺(jué)之前挑起爭(zhēng)吵，這樣你的愛(ài)人就會(huì)不讓你和她一起睡。準(zhǔn)備好明早的鮮花和羊角面包，你就可以準(zhǔn)備8小時(shí)深度睡眠了，不過(guò)，是在沙發(fā)上。
